Posts Tagged ‘humiliatrix’

The Dow Jones is up, no excuses.

The economy, despite what the government wants to tell us, is slowly recovering… and I’ve heard enough excuses from you pathetic, begging piggies about why you cannot give tributes.

That’s over, cough it up.

And for those of you trying to put your spam links on my site, you assuming I am an idiot is a fucking insult. Feel lucky that I can’t get hold of you physically to skin you alive.

For those of you who have been good little piggies, give yourself a cookie and continue being so. You know who you are.

Pinky Penis Condom

Pinky Penis CondomThis I just could not resist sharing. So now, with all you pathetic pinky penis boys, there is hope for protection that might actually fit. It will probably be a bit loose on most of you, but it’s better than nothing! LMAO!

My thanks to Jessi, for bringing this to me. Good Girl! It will now sit with the Goliath condom in the Rubbers Hall of Fame.

Foot Worship

Mistress Ana's Beautiful FeetToe suckle… My latest pedicure was phenomenal. Found a new place to pamper myself and spend your money.

Don’t those red toenails just make you want to suck them like a ripe cherry?